GOP is Still Dick Cheney's Doomed Grand Oil Party

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BP Oiligator and the Big Screw!

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BP: Beyond Petroleum – and the Law!

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It's Tony Hayward – AKA The Beepeeman!

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BP's Captain Tarball to the Rescue!

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What a Difference Two Words Make

Al-Qaeda operatives attack several states in the southern US, causing the deaths of 11 Americans outright, poisoning many others, destroying fishing, tourism and other businesses for generations to come and costing America billions of dollars. CIA spy satellites immediately identify the Al-Qaeda home base that masterminded and launched the attack, and bipartisan voices are raised in Congress and throughout the land demanding the president call in air strikes to destroy the base and send in the Marines to kill off any terrorists left alive. With the world's support, President Obama acts that very day, ordering the military to bomb the Al-Qaeda base 'back to the Stone Age' and putting the Marines on alert. "I will not sit still," says President Obama in a speech to the nation, "While organizations that plot and profit from destructive acts and cause vast devastation to our nation exist and thrive. We will take every available course of action to put them out of business permanently."

Replace 'Al-Qaeda' with 'British Petroleum' and it makes all the difference, doesn't it?

© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.