Left click on images to enlarge.Sunday, July 18, 2010
Saturday, July 17, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
The Tattlesnake – Dick Cheney Doesn't Have a Pulse Edition
Rachel Maddow reported July 14th that five-heart-attacks-since-he-was-37 Dick Cheney is hanging on by a thread following complete heart failure, kept alive only by a machine called a LVAD resting externally on his belly that keeps his blood moving. Ironically, because an external machine is circulating his blood rather than his damaged heart, Cheney apparently has no pulse, not that I would have sworn he had one before. Although I wouldn't wish death on any human being (leave that to the kill-crazy wingnuts; I'd rather see him in jail), and Deadeye Dick marginally qualifies in that category, this would seem to be close to the end of the line for the Torture Boy – the doctors can do no more except a full heart transplant and he's physically in such bad shape he likely couldn't survive the operation. (Although the sci-fi plot possibilities of Cheney receiving the heart of, say, a peaceful Buddhist monk and publicly renouncing his past self is nearly irresistible. "I've done wrong and now I must pay the price! President Obama, put me in prison for war crimes – waterboard me, I insist! And I'm donating all of my millions in wealth to Green Peace! Liz, stop crying like that!")
If he goes, are we going to be subjected to the full-pomp, days-long state funeral, or will every news outlet but Fox let him pass with just a brief mention and obit? I also wonder if, in his final moments in this realm, a fearful-of-judgment Cheney will pull a Lee Atwater and ask forgiveness for his past crimes and deceptions?
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
If he goes, are we going to be subjected to the full-pomp, days-long state funeral, or will every news outlet but Fox let him pass with just a brief mention and obit? I also wonder if, in his final moments in this realm, a fearful-of-judgment Cheney will pull a Lee Atwater and ask forgiveness for his past crimes and deceptions?
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Monday, July 12, 2010
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Friday, July 09, 2010
Thursday, July 08, 2010
Wednesday, July 07, 2010
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Saturday, July 03, 2010
Thursday, July 01, 2010
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
Americans Love Corpo-Cola to Death
Left click on image to enlarge.Listed in the fake ad are the 20 largest corporations by revenue in 2010, according to Fortune magazine and CNN Money. The real Coca-Cola ranks at 72, Wall Street bad boys Goldman Sachs Group peg in at 39, and BP has dropped off the top 100 list entirely; it was consistently in the top 20 until this year.
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Friday, June 25, 2010
The Tattlesnake – Is Gore Gay? GOP Barton Smartin' and the NV Angle Tangle Edition
-- Al Gore sexually assault a woman? I don't buy it, but this is the tale some Oregon masseuse was trying to sell to the National Enquirer for a cool million, according to Col. Howie Kurtz at the WaHoPo. As a mantra of fact, my friend who has very advanced 'gaydar' – she called out Ted Haggard months before it was revealed he was regularly visiting a male prostitute and snorting meth – has long thought Al was a closeted gay man, something like Kevin Spacey's character Jim Williams in "Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil." She thinks the marital break-up of the Gores probably has more to do with Tipper catching Al with a man than a woman. (And leave us not forget that weird groping public kiss at the Dem Convention in 2000. Awkward? You bet.) Ah, Tipper – apparently playing the beard to the last.
-- If it were any organization other than the current Dem Party collection of timid halfwits, I'd say Texas Oil Republican Rep. Joe Barton just sunk the GOP in the 2010 elections, but then we've seen how often these Washington Jackasses have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, so let's not get our hopes up.
In case you've been meditating in a cave for the past week (and who could blame you?), here's what Barton publicly said to BP CEO Tony Hayward during a Congressional hearing:
-- If it were any organization other than the current Dem Party collection of timid halfwits, I'd say Texas Oil Republican Rep. Joe Barton just sunk the GOP in the 2010 elections, but then we've seen how often these Washington Jackasses have snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, so let's not get our hopes up.
In case you've been meditating in a cave for the past week (and who could blame you?), here's what Barton publicly said to BP CEO Tony Hayward during a Congressional hearing:
"I'm ashamed of what happened in the White House yesterday," said Rep. Joe Barton (R-Tex.) during a hearing on Thursday morning with BP's CEO Tony Hayward." I think it is a tragedy in the first proportion that a private corporation can be subjected to what I would characterize as a shakedown -- in this case a $20 billion shakedown -- with the attorney general of the United States, who is legitimately conducting a criminal investigation and has every right to do so to protect the American people, participating in what amounts to a $20 billion slush fund that's unprecedented in our nation's history, which has no legal standing, which I think sets a terrible precedent for our nation's future.
"I'm only speaking for myself. I'm not speaking for anyone else, but I apologize," Barton added. "I do not want to live in a county where anytime a citizen or a corporation does something that is legitimately wrong, [it is] subject to some sort of political pressure that, again, in my words, amounts to a shakedown."
-- Sam Stein at Huffington Post, as quoted by Ben
Dimiero at Media Matters.
BP and Tony Hayward are less popular than O.J. Simpson and here's Strokin' Joe embarrassing himself and his party by apologizing to them. Imagine if the tables were turned and some bubblehead Dem said this – the GOP would have it on a tape loop with wall-to-wall negative ads running all over the country and every Republican who popped up on a news show would find a way to mention it ten times. True, the Dems do have an ad up, but they haven't gone all in yet on linking Barton with the Republicans and particularly pointing out the fact that Joe has yet to be relieved of his position as ranking minority member of the House Committee on Energy and Commerce. After initially renouncing Barton's goofy apologia, some Republicans are now actually coming to his defense! Gee, that wouldn't make a bad basis for an ad, either, especially in the Gulf States. But, then, the 'bipartisan' Democrats apparently find chasing their tails more attractive than hunting the predator that's trying to kill them.
-- The Angle of Attack on Sharron: You'd think someone who wants to dump Social Security and Medicare (but thus far not in favor of bartering for medical care with chickens, thank God), eliminate the IRS without any plan to replace it (how do we pay off the deficit without collecting taxes, Sharron?), still wants to 'drill, baby, drill' even after the BP Gulf disaster, and has 'shifting' positions on the prohibition of alcohol and fluoridation of water (among other wacky notions), would be pretty easy to beat in a statewide election. Well, she probably will be as even doddering old bumbler Sen. Harry Reid has finally seen fit to call her "crazy" and run a TV ad showing what a hallucinatory teabag of unfounded WorldNetDaily opinions is his Republican opponent. Reid's no FDR, but he's George Burns compared to Sharron Angle's crazy-crap Christopublican Gracie Allen. Sure, the GOP rinse-and-spin machine is busy trying to make her ready for prime time, but this woman's a political Lady Gaga at the ballpark who can barely hold her own in Fox-friendly interviews and irritatingly insists on calling any legitimate query regarding what she would actually do as senator a "Gotcha" question. In open debate with Reid, she'd be Sarah Palin without the wink; Dan Quayle without the hairdo; Ronald Reagan without the acting experience. But, since Reid's a twenty-first century milquetoast Democrat, the election will be closer than it should. Still, I think he'll pull it out.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
The Tattlesnake – It's McChrystal Clear: The General is Running for President Edition
By publicly making derogatory comments about his superiors in the chain of command – President Obama, VP Biden, Defense Secretary Gates, White House National Security Adviser Gen. Jim Jones -- US Army Gen. Stanley McChrystal has committed an act of rank insubordination, and I think he did it intentionally.
Subsequent apologies for his loose-lipped Rolling Stone interview notwithstanding, McChrystal knows Obama must, in order to maintain what little credibility he has with the military as commander-in-chief, relieve McChrystal of his command and he should break him in rank down to a Colonel or, at least, Brigadier General, but, considering Obama's reticence in such matters, he likely won't do the latter.
McChrystal well knows that if he wants to criticize his superiors there is a legitimate and honorable way to do so – resign his commission and fire away as a civilian. Instead, the wily general has manufactured a situation wherein Obama must relieve him or lose all respect with the military establishment and a good portion of the public, as well.
Why would McChrystal set up such a situation? The easiest answer is that he's planning on running for president as a Republican in 2012 and he can use it to a) play the aggrieved victim of a president and administration that doesn't know what it's doing in the Middle East; and b) insulate himself from charges of incompetence when we are forced out of Afghanistan. "I told the president the strategy he was pursuing to defeat the Taliban was naïve and wrong and that I had a better plan. This so angered him he found a flimsy reason to dismiss me."
This is the line I believe McChrystal will employ following his resignation after Obama has relieved him of his command. Such criticism dovetails nicely with the GOP's probable angle of attack on Obama in 2012 – arrogant, incompetent, headstrong, vengeful, naïve – and McChrystal will go to the head of the class of potential presidential candidates in a so far thin field for the Republicans -- Romney's no barn-burner; Palin's a sour joke; Gingrich is stuck in the mud of 1994; Pawlenty's a calamitous bore, and no one else is really on the radar.
Of course, the GOP establishment would welcome McChrystal with open arms as the second coming of Dwight Eisenhower, but even the various Teabaggers, quasi-Libertarians and Christian zealots who are now the party's foundation would most likely not much contest nominating a 'military hero' such as the general. His campaign would also provide some lengthy (and stable) coattails for other Republicans to ride, a surcease from the almost daily factional friction of a minority party in turmoil.
The question: Will former Pentagon black-ops chief McChrystal's new strategy to gain the White House work any better than did his plans to tame Afghanistan?
The answer: For a man as arrogant, incompetent, headstrong, vengeful, and naïve on public matters as Stanley McChrystal -- who also, according to Rolling Stone, thinks Bud Light Lime is a great beer – is a resounding no.
Read more:
"The Runaway General"
-- Michael Hastings, Rolling Stone, June 8-22, 2010.
Stanley A. McChrystal's Wikipedia bio.
"New Afghanistan Commander Ran Secret 'Executive Assassination Ring' Under Cheney"
-- Tom Englehardt, TomDispatch.com, May 21, 2009, by way of The Huffington Post.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Subsequent apologies for his loose-lipped Rolling Stone interview notwithstanding, McChrystal knows Obama must, in order to maintain what little credibility he has with the military as commander-in-chief, relieve McChrystal of his command and he should break him in rank down to a Colonel or, at least, Brigadier General, but, considering Obama's reticence in such matters, he likely won't do the latter.
McChrystal well knows that if he wants to criticize his superiors there is a legitimate and honorable way to do so – resign his commission and fire away as a civilian. Instead, the wily general has manufactured a situation wherein Obama must relieve him or lose all respect with the military establishment and a good portion of the public, as well.
Why would McChrystal set up such a situation? The easiest answer is that he's planning on running for president as a Republican in 2012 and he can use it to a) play the aggrieved victim of a president and administration that doesn't know what it's doing in the Middle East; and b) insulate himself from charges of incompetence when we are forced out of Afghanistan. "I told the president the strategy he was pursuing to defeat the Taliban was naïve and wrong and that I had a better plan. This so angered him he found a flimsy reason to dismiss me."
This is the line I believe McChrystal will employ following his resignation after Obama has relieved him of his command. Such criticism dovetails nicely with the GOP's probable angle of attack on Obama in 2012 – arrogant, incompetent, headstrong, vengeful, naïve – and McChrystal will go to the head of the class of potential presidential candidates in a so far thin field for the Republicans -- Romney's no barn-burner; Palin's a sour joke; Gingrich is stuck in the mud of 1994; Pawlenty's a calamitous bore, and no one else is really on the radar.
Of course, the GOP establishment would welcome McChrystal with open arms as the second coming of Dwight Eisenhower, but even the various Teabaggers, quasi-Libertarians and Christian zealots who are now the party's foundation would most likely not much contest nominating a 'military hero' such as the general. His campaign would also provide some lengthy (and stable) coattails for other Republicans to ride, a surcease from the almost daily factional friction of a minority party in turmoil.
The question: Will former Pentagon black-ops chief McChrystal's new strategy to gain the White House work any better than did his plans to tame Afghanistan?
The answer: For a man as arrogant, incompetent, headstrong, vengeful, and naïve on public matters as Stanley McChrystal -- who also, according to Rolling Stone, thinks Bud Light Lime is a great beer – is a resounding no.
Read more:
"The Runaway General"
-- Michael Hastings, Rolling Stone, June 8-22, 2010.
Stanley A. McChrystal's Wikipedia bio.
"New Afghanistan Commander Ran Secret 'Executive Assassination Ring' Under Cheney"
-- Tom Englehardt, TomDispatch.com, May 21, 2009, by way of The Huffington Post.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Friday, June 18, 2010
The Tattlesnake – Hayward Ho, Joe Blows It, Michele's Glow Dims and All That Glitters Edition
-- Why Ask Me? Thanks to Tony Hayward's appearance before Congress, we now know the qualifications for a CEO of British Petroleum apparently are to be completely uninformed about your business and the details of the greatest man-made oil disaster in US history that your company caused. For maintaining this extraordinary level of blissful ignorance, Hayward was paid $4.7 million in salary last year. Note to BP: Seems like you could find someone just as empty above the neck for considerably less – I know several people looking for a job who know nothing about the oil business and would gladly accept $50K per annum to stay just as dumb as Tony.
-- Speaking of Tony's eye-rolling Congressional performance, crackpot Texas Republican Congressman Joe Barton, coincidentally the recipient of at least $27,000 in campaign cash from Big Oil, took the occasion to dump on Obama for making sure BP paid for its disaster with a $20 billion escrow fund (which Joe hilariously called a 'shakedown') and then apologized to BP for any inconvenience the people of the US might have caused the oil giant by holding them responsible for destroying the Gulf of Mexico, killing 11 Americans and ruining the lives of millions of others. President Obama may not have had his finest moment in his speech last Tuesday, but with the opposition spearheaded by half-baked corporate cheerleaders like Barton; Mississippi Gov. Haley "You Sure These Here Tar Balls Are From BP?" Barbour; Louisiana Gov. Bobby "I'm Against All Federal Bail-Outs Except When My State Needs One" Jindal; Alabama Gov. Bob "The Oil Will Never Reach Our Beaches" Riley and other GOP space cadets echoing the same forehead-slapping "Let's not be so hard on BP" line, Obama looks like FDR in high-gear in comparison. The delusional, pop-eyed, tongue-lolling crazy GOP is committing suicide in the Gulf States; seems like the political opposition could take advantage of that by running ads simply showing what the various Republican pols have said in defense of the hated BP, especially Barton. (Just imagine the spittle-flecked furor on the right if a Democrat apologized to BP.) But, then, these are today's Democrats who have made 'bipartisanship' with the lunatic Republicans their religion. FDR would not have approved. (Incidentally, GOP House Minority Leader John Boehner forced Barton to apologize for his BP apology; even the Ohio SunTanMan knew what a stench of electoral defeat Strokin' Joe's words left in their wake.)
-- Speaking of losers, I think it's a cinch that dipsy-doodle Republican wingnut Michele Bachmann will lose her bid for reelection in Minnesota's Sixth Congressional District. Given a strong Democratic challenger (for a change) and the embarrassment she's caused to her constituents by her public bouts of delusional babbling, paranoid hysteria, and defense of BP's unethical and destructive practices, she may very well be retired to a Fox News berth, or a sinecure as a lobbyist for the Focus on the Family's Anti-Woman League.
-- Gold Rush and Bust: For those who think buying gold will be a hedge against disaster if the economy melts down even further, keep in mind it is just a tradable commodity like corn, and actually worse than corn because at least corn is edible. Gold is a soft metal not good for much except jewelry and spacecraft and the price is high only because, for now, there are more buyers than sellers. However, if in the future the number of sellers exceeds the number of buyers, the price will plunge, which is exactly what I think will happen as things worsen. Although most economists think there's no chance the price of gold will drop precipitously, these are some of the same seers who thought real estate values would perpetually increase. Unless you can find a way to eat it or wear it for warmth, investing in gold is just another junk bond scheme where the little guy will end up holding the bag. (Gold purveyors are now Glenn Beck's primary sponsors – what does that tell you?) As John Kenneth Galbraith once said, "In economics, the majority is always wrong," and Galbraith has been proven right, again and again.
BTW, those who favor a return to the gold standard for US currency don't seem to realize that the price of gold is unstable and fluctuates daily and, therefore, so would the value of the dollar. Besides, the US doesn't own enough gold to make this a viable notion.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
-- Speaking of Tony's eye-rolling Congressional performance, crackpot Texas Republican Congressman Joe Barton, coincidentally the recipient of at least $27,000 in campaign cash from Big Oil, took the occasion to dump on Obama for making sure BP paid for its disaster with a $20 billion escrow fund (which Joe hilariously called a 'shakedown') and then apologized to BP for any inconvenience the people of the US might have caused the oil giant by holding them responsible for destroying the Gulf of Mexico, killing 11 Americans and ruining the lives of millions of others. President Obama may not have had his finest moment in his speech last Tuesday, but with the opposition spearheaded by half-baked corporate cheerleaders like Barton; Mississippi Gov. Haley "You Sure These Here Tar Balls Are From BP?" Barbour; Louisiana Gov. Bobby "I'm Against All Federal Bail-Outs Except When My State Needs One" Jindal; Alabama Gov. Bob "The Oil Will Never Reach Our Beaches" Riley and other GOP space cadets echoing the same forehead-slapping "Let's not be so hard on BP" line, Obama looks like FDR in high-gear in comparison. The delusional, pop-eyed, tongue-lolling crazy GOP is committing suicide in the Gulf States; seems like the political opposition could take advantage of that by running ads simply showing what the various Republican pols have said in defense of the hated BP, especially Barton. (Just imagine the spittle-flecked furor on the right if a Democrat apologized to BP.) But, then, these are today's Democrats who have made 'bipartisanship' with the lunatic Republicans their religion. FDR would not have approved. (Incidentally, GOP House Minority Leader John Boehner forced Barton to apologize for his BP apology; even the Ohio SunTanMan knew what a stench of electoral defeat Strokin' Joe's words left in their wake.)
-- Speaking of losers, I think it's a cinch that dipsy-doodle Republican wingnut Michele Bachmann will lose her bid for reelection in Minnesota's Sixth Congressional District. Given a strong Democratic challenger (for a change) and the embarrassment she's caused to her constituents by her public bouts of delusional babbling, paranoid hysteria, and defense of BP's unethical and destructive practices, she may very well be retired to a Fox News berth, or a sinecure as a lobbyist for the Focus on the Family's Anti-Woman League.
-- Gold Rush and Bust: For those who think buying gold will be a hedge against disaster if the economy melts down even further, keep in mind it is just a tradable commodity like corn, and actually worse than corn because at least corn is edible. Gold is a soft metal not good for much except jewelry and spacecraft and the price is high only because, for now, there are more buyers than sellers. However, if in the future the number of sellers exceeds the number of buyers, the price will plunge, which is exactly what I think will happen as things worsen. Although most economists think there's no chance the price of gold will drop precipitously, these are some of the same seers who thought real estate values would perpetually increase. Unless you can find a way to eat it or wear it for warmth, investing in gold is just another junk bond scheme where the little guy will end up holding the bag. (Gold purveyors are now Glenn Beck's primary sponsors – what does that tell you?) As John Kenneth Galbraith once said, "In economics, the majority is always wrong," and Galbraith has been proven right, again and again.
BTW, those who favor a return to the gold standard for US currency don't seem to realize that the price of gold is unstable and fluctuates daily and, therefore, so would the value of the dollar. Besides, the US doesn't own enough gold to make this a viable notion.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
The Tattlesnake -- The Alvin Greene Fraud (and More) Edition
Just How Stupid Are South Carolina Republicans?
"I'm the Democratic Party nominee. I mean, I mean, the people have spoken. The people of South Carolina have spoken. The people of South Carolina have spoken. We have to be pro-South Carolina. The people of South Carolina have spoken. We have to be pro-South Carolina."
-- Alvin Greene, apparently accepting the Dem nomination for US Senate from South Carolina, as quoted by CommonDreams.org.
Did the South Carolina GOP really think they could sneak this poor hapless vet through without anyone noticing? Regardless of what the Bias-Belted Insider Punditocracy says, I think the SC GOP, including cynical rump-pimple Sen. Jim DeMint, are a lot more vulnerable than the Big Media Babblelonians realize. It's the only reason the GOP dirty tricksters would try a lame stunt like this – what with the aftermath of the Mark Sanford scandal and the Republican-run state cratering economically mired in record unemployment, they're getting desperate.
Sadly, 13-year military vetetran Greene resembles an advanced PTSD case in the way he speaks and acts. He may also have a drinking or drug problem that needs servicing. Such people are easy to hornswoggle for money into buffoonish charades such as this. If the SC Republicans abused a brain-damaged vet this way, they should be boiled in BP's Gulf oil. (They should anyway, but that's another story.)
It shouldn't be too hard to find out how an unemployed man who had declared himself indigent a couple of months ago came up with $10,400 to put his name on the ballot, didn't spend a dime for anything else in his 'campaign' (even his t-shirt reads 'Greene Family Reunion,' although he wears it as if it had something to do with his senate run), and somehow won against an experienced former judge and state legislator, Vic Rawls, who actually went out and campaigned across the state. (Maybe it has to do with the fact that in SC Republicans can vote for Dem primary candidates, or the state's easily-hacked, no-paper-trail touch screen voting equipment manufactured and installed by GOP-friendly companies.) This stinks of blatant election fraud and it would seem easy to prosecute the seamy GOP lowlife that is surely behind it.
Not only that, but SC Rep. Jim Clyburn's Democratic primary opponent, a shit-grinning 'bidnessman' named Gregory Brown, supposedly spent $70K to challenge incumbent Clyburn. Curiously, more than a third of that money was paid for 'marketing strategies' to a firm owned by Preston Grisham, who worked as a special assistant and campaign manager for Republican Rep. Joe "You Lie!" Wilson up until November of 2009, and was flacking for two SC Republican candidates at the same time he was being paid by Brown. Move along, nothing to see here, stop connecting those dots.
Perhaps this is to be expected in a state that spawned the late Lee Atwater and his nasty and devious approach to political campaigning, but certainly Eric Holder's DOJ can take action to charge those responsible for such obvious, and stupid, attempts at defrauding South Carolina voters – these were elections for federal office, after all.
Read more:
"Clyburn's Dem Challenger Denies He's A 'Plant' -- But Hired GOP Rep.'s Aide"
-- Christina Bellatoni and Justin Elliot, TPMMuckraker, June 11, 2010.
"Clyburn Alleges Conspiracy To Plant Candidates In Three Dem Primaries In S.C."
-- Christina Bellatoni, TPMMuckraker, June 10, 2010.
"The Alvin Greene Interviews; a TPMtv Original Video"
© RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
"I'm the Democratic Party nominee. I mean, I mean, the people have spoken. The people of South Carolina have spoken. The people of South Carolina have spoken. We have to be pro-South Carolina. The people of South Carolina have spoken. We have to be pro-South Carolina."
-- Alvin Greene, apparently accepting the Dem nomination for US Senate from South Carolina, as quoted by CommonDreams.org.
Did the South Carolina GOP really think they could sneak this poor hapless vet through without anyone noticing? Regardless of what the Bias-Belted Insider Punditocracy says, I think the SC GOP, including cynical rump-pimple Sen. Jim DeMint, are a lot more vulnerable than the Big Media Babblelonians realize. It's the only reason the GOP dirty tricksters would try a lame stunt like this – what with the aftermath of the Mark Sanford scandal and the Republican-run state cratering economically mired in record unemployment, they're getting desperate.
Sadly, 13-year military vetetran Greene resembles an advanced PTSD case in the way he speaks and acts. He may also have a drinking or drug problem that needs servicing. Such people are easy to hornswoggle for money into buffoonish charades such as this. If the SC Republicans abused a brain-damaged vet this way, they should be boiled in BP's Gulf oil. (They should anyway, but that's another story.)
It shouldn't be too hard to find out how an unemployed man who had declared himself indigent a couple of months ago came up with $10,400 to put his name on the ballot, didn't spend a dime for anything else in his 'campaign' (even his t-shirt reads 'Greene Family Reunion,' although he wears it as if it had something to do with his senate run), and somehow won against an experienced former judge and state legislator, Vic Rawls, who actually went out and campaigned across the state. (Maybe it has to do with the fact that in SC Republicans can vote for Dem primary candidates, or the state's easily-hacked, no-paper-trail touch screen voting equipment manufactured and installed by GOP-friendly companies.) This stinks of blatant election fraud and it would seem easy to prosecute the seamy GOP lowlife that is surely behind it.
Not only that, but SC Rep. Jim Clyburn's Democratic primary opponent, a shit-grinning 'bidnessman' named Gregory Brown, supposedly spent $70K to challenge incumbent Clyburn. Curiously, more than a third of that money was paid for 'marketing strategies' to a firm owned by Preston Grisham, who worked as a special assistant and campaign manager for Republican Rep. Joe "You Lie!" Wilson up until November of 2009, and was flacking for two SC Republican candidates at the same time he was being paid by Brown. Move along, nothing to see here, stop connecting those dots.
Perhaps this is to be expected in a state that spawned the late Lee Atwater and his nasty and devious approach to political campaigning, but certainly Eric Holder's DOJ can take action to charge those responsible for such obvious, and stupid, attempts at defrauding South Carolina voters – these were elections for federal office, after all.
Read more:
"Clyburn's Dem Challenger Denies He's A 'Plant' -- But Hired GOP Rep.'s Aide"
-- Christina Bellatoni and Justin Elliot, TPMMuckraker, June 11, 2010.
"Clyburn Alleges Conspiracy To Plant Candidates In Three Dem Primaries In S.C."
-- Christina Bellatoni, TPMMuckraker, June 10, 2010.
"The Alvin Greene Interviews; a TPMtv Original Video"
© RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Friday, June 11, 2010
Sharron 'Double R for Ridiculously Right-wing' Angle's Political Makeover
Left click on image to enlarge.Thursday, June 10, 2010
The Tattlesnake – Primary Post-Mortem Edition
"Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now, I really must insist that you help me win the election tomorrow because I deserve it and Paul Metzler doesn't, as you well know. … I'm asking that you go that one last mile and make sure to put me in office where I belong so that I may carry out your will on earth as it is in heaven. Amen."
-- Tracy Flick (Reese Witherspoon) from the film classic "Election" (1999).
A quick rundown of the five most prominent primaries last Tuesday:
The DOA GOP
California:
US Senate: Creepy Republican Carly Fiorina is such a dimwit that Dem Sen. Barbara Boxer shouldn't have much problem with her. All Barb has to do is run ads revealing that Carly's idea of improving the American economy is shipping 13,000 jobs overseas, her record as one of the 20 worst CEOs in the country when she ran Hewlett-Packard, her flip-flop on cap and trade, and that squirrelly flub she made when supporting McCain for president in 2008 by saying (truthfully) that neither John McCain nor Sarah Palin were qualified to run a US corporation. Meanwhile, word is Carly's gearing up ads to brand Boxer as a – gasp! – liberal Democrat, as if California voters didn't already know that. Ms. Fiorina can be counted on to make at least one thoroughly ridiculous, out-of-touch, mind-numbingly dumb statement at some time during the campaign – she can't help herself – and that will seal her fate. (She's already fired some opening shots in that direction by carping about Barbara Boxer's hairstyle as if she were in a high school catfight, and dumping on fellow CA Republican Meg Whitman for appearing on Sean Hannity's Fox News laugh-a-thon.) Prediction: Bet on Boxer by a KO.
"There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore. We have to compete for jobs as a nation."
-- Carly Fiorina in 2004, telling American workers they should work for less, except herself, of course – she got a $20 million pay-off for resigning from HP after reducing the worth of their stock by half.
Governor: Speaking of Ms. Whitman, here's what I know about eBay – three separate people I've met, unconnected to one another, have all had very bad experiences selling or buying items on eBay and will never use them again, and they were all enraged at the negligent treatment they received from the company in settling their complaints. That doesn't augur well for any business and former eBay CEO Meg Whitman was in charge when these events happened. Meg just spent a record $80+ million to seize the Republican nomination for governor in the Golden State, which seems like an egregious waste of money since she's bound to be the GOP sacrifice to Dem Jerry Brown. After years of the Republican Guffernator, whose poll numbers are now lower than Gray Davis' when he was recalled, it seems Kalifornyuns are plumb tuckered out from the big business-small government-low taxes hoohah that has been Ahnuld Schwarzenfluffer's theme song and that Whitman is now peddling. It's worked so well that CA is an economic basket case, suffocating in massive debt and cutting needed services. Time for a change from the regressive buncombe. Prediction: Easy victory for Brown.
"We can’t impede progress in the name of environmental action that yields little for the environment and even less for our people … and we should look at the environment as an economic opportunity."
-- Meg Whitman. Yes, what an 'economic opportunity' the Gulf of Mexico has become thanks to lax 'environmental action.'
(Side Note: What is it about these Republican women politicians? They all talk and act like none-too-bright Century 21 reps at a sales seminar. Could it be that all of the smart, accomplished women become Dems and the shiny-eyed Tracy Flicks go GOP? Certainly seems that way.)
Nevada:
US Senate: Okay, there's no denying Dem Sen. Harry Reid is a horse's ass, but he's at least a generally rational horse's ass, which cannot be said of his newly-minted Republican opponent and Tea Party favorite Sharron Angle.
Angle has hit all the Stations of the Cross in Wingnut Wackadelphia: She wants to get rid of Social Security, unemployment insurance and Medicare; advocated for more offshore oil drilling and further deregulation even after the BP Gulf disaster; drools to eliminate the EPA, the Dept. of Education, and get out of the U.N.; and she's even revisited the reactionary-fringe past by opining that booze be banned along with the fluoridation of water. Angle is now desperately trying to play down how many nuts are in her fruitcake, but Reid should have a field day letting her own dopey words drag her to defeat. As lame as Reid may be, Nevadans are sick of Republican shenanigans and corruption – Gov. Jim Gibbons and Sen. John Ensign come to mind, to name just two – and they don't need another glaring embarrassment like Angle in Washington, competing with Michele Bachmann for the Goofball of the Week prize. Prediction: Reid will coast to victory next November.
"We have oil reserves and petroleum reserves that we should tap into. And that's a policy that we really need to look at as a nation. How do we deregulate enough to invite our industries to come back into the United States and quit outsourcing their business?"
-- Sharron Angle on May 26, 2010, more than a month after the BP Gulf oil disaster began, as quoted by Greg Sargent at The Plum Line.
The DOA Dems
Arkansas:
US Senate: Your Tattlesnake called Bill Halter in the runoff by 5 points and was, obviously, wrong. Of course, I didn't count on most of the polling places in districts friendly to Halter being closed by election officials with ties to his opponent -- such as only 2 open out of 36 in Garland County -- so that may have affected the final tally. Be that as it may, sitting Blue Dog Dem Sen. Blanche Lincoln is headed for doom in November – her campaign and an anonymous senior idiot at the White House who sounds suspiciously like Rahm Emanuel managed to gratuitously insult unions sufficiently that they will sit out the Arkansas vote. With no massive GOTV ground game, few moderate Dems enthusiastic about her reelection, and unions and progressives turning their backs on her in droves, Blanche is fixing to be blanched by a boiling landslide. No great loss – the Democrats need to shed backstabbers like Lincoln.
"Voters must have faith in the electoral process for our democracy to succeed."
-- Sen. Blanche Lincoln, apparently unconcerned about the AR primary runoff chicanery.
South Carolina:
Governor: Unless the lurid charges of hetero extramarital affairs and a lesbian tryst with, say, Wanda Sykes, turn out to be true, Republican Nikki Haley will be the next governor of SC. Maybe by the election cycle after that, the white-bread troglodytes who inhabit much of the state will learn how to read a calendar and realize it's 2012 and not 1912. Still, a female governor of Sikh Indian ancestry, albeit one endorsed by McCain's half-term wonder-thinker from Wasilla, is a slight improvement over most of the testicled louts that usually hold civic office in the steaming heap just south of the Tar Heel State, which may soon be known as the Tar Ball State, depending on the strength of the Loop Current from the Gulf.
No quote from Nikki Haley except to say that she agrees with her predecessor and endorser Gov. Mark Sanford's neocon policies that have brought SC to the brink of ruin. Just guessing, but she probably doesn't agree with him in the realm of personal conduct or trail hiking in the Appalachians.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
-- Tracy Flick (Reese Witherspoon) from the film classic "Election" (1999).
A quick rundown of the five most prominent primaries last Tuesday:
The DOA GOP
California:
US Senate: Creepy Republican Carly Fiorina is such a dimwit that Dem Sen. Barbara Boxer shouldn't have much problem with her. All Barb has to do is run ads revealing that Carly's idea of improving the American economy is shipping 13,000 jobs overseas, her record as one of the 20 worst CEOs in the country when she ran Hewlett-Packard, her flip-flop on cap and trade, and that squirrelly flub she made when supporting McCain for president in 2008 by saying (truthfully) that neither John McCain nor Sarah Palin were qualified to run a US corporation. Meanwhile, word is Carly's gearing up ads to brand Boxer as a – gasp! – liberal Democrat, as if California voters didn't already know that. Ms. Fiorina can be counted on to make at least one thoroughly ridiculous, out-of-touch, mind-numbingly dumb statement at some time during the campaign – she can't help herself – and that will seal her fate. (She's already fired some opening shots in that direction by carping about Barbara Boxer's hairstyle as if she were in a high school catfight, and dumping on fellow CA Republican Meg Whitman for appearing on Sean Hannity's Fox News laugh-a-thon.) Prediction: Bet on Boxer by a KO.
"There is no job that is America's God-given right anymore. We have to compete for jobs as a nation."
-- Carly Fiorina in 2004, telling American workers they should work for less, except herself, of course – she got a $20 million pay-off for resigning from HP after reducing the worth of their stock by half.
Governor: Speaking of Ms. Whitman, here's what I know about eBay – three separate people I've met, unconnected to one another, have all had very bad experiences selling or buying items on eBay and will never use them again, and they were all enraged at the negligent treatment they received from the company in settling their complaints. That doesn't augur well for any business and former eBay CEO Meg Whitman was in charge when these events happened. Meg just spent a record $80+ million to seize the Republican nomination for governor in the Golden State, which seems like an egregious waste of money since she's bound to be the GOP sacrifice to Dem Jerry Brown. After years of the Republican Guffernator, whose poll numbers are now lower than Gray Davis' when he was recalled, it seems Kalifornyuns are plumb tuckered out from the big business-small government-low taxes hoohah that has been Ahnuld Schwarzenfluffer's theme song and that Whitman is now peddling. It's worked so well that CA is an economic basket case, suffocating in massive debt and cutting needed services. Time for a change from the regressive buncombe. Prediction: Easy victory for Brown.
"We can’t impede progress in the name of environmental action that yields little for the environment and even less for our people … and we should look at the environment as an economic opportunity."
-- Meg Whitman. Yes, what an 'economic opportunity' the Gulf of Mexico has become thanks to lax 'environmental action.'
(Side Note: What is it about these Republican women politicians? They all talk and act like none-too-bright Century 21 reps at a sales seminar. Could it be that all of the smart, accomplished women become Dems and the shiny-eyed Tracy Flicks go GOP? Certainly seems that way.)
Nevada:
US Senate: Okay, there's no denying Dem Sen. Harry Reid is a horse's ass, but he's at least a generally rational horse's ass, which cannot be said of his newly-minted Republican opponent and Tea Party favorite Sharron Angle.
Angle has hit all the Stations of the Cross in Wingnut Wackadelphia: She wants to get rid of Social Security, unemployment insurance and Medicare; advocated for more offshore oil drilling and further deregulation even after the BP Gulf disaster; drools to eliminate the EPA, the Dept. of Education, and get out of the U.N.; and she's even revisited the reactionary-fringe past by opining that booze be banned along with the fluoridation of water. Angle is now desperately trying to play down how many nuts are in her fruitcake, but Reid should have a field day letting her own dopey words drag her to defeat. As lame as Reid may be, Nevadans are sick of Republican shenanigans and corruption – Gov. Jim Gibbons and Sen. John Ensign come to mind, to name just two – and they don't need another glaring embarrassment like Angle in Washington, competing with Michele Bachmann for the Goofball of the Week prize. Prediction: Reid will coast to victory next November.
"We have oil reserves and petroleum reserves that we should tap into. And that's a policy that we really need to look at as a nation. How do we deregulate enough to invite our industries to come back into the United States and quit outsourcing their business?"
-- Sharron Angle on May 26, 2010, more than a month after the BP Gulf oil disaster began, as quoted by Greg Sargent at The Plum Line.
The DOA Dems
Arkansas:
US Senate: Your Tattlesnake called Bill Halter in the runoff by 5 points and was, obviously, wrong. Of course, I didn't count on most of the polling places in districts friendly to Halter being closed by election officials with ties to his opponent -- such as only 2 open out of 36 in Garland County -- so that may have affected the final tally. Be that as it may, sitting Blue Dog Dem Sen. Blanche Lincoln is headed for doom in November – her campaign and an anonymous senior idiot at the White House who sounds suspiciously like Rahm Emanuel managed to gratuitously insult unions sufficiently that they will sit out the Arkansas vote. With no massive GOTV ground game, few moderate Dems enthusiastic about her reelection, and unions and progressives turning their backs on her in droves, Blanche is fixing to be blanched by a boiling landslide. No great loss – the Democrats need to shed backstabbers like Lincoln.
"Voters must have faith in the electoral process for our democracy to succeed."
-- Sen. Blanche Lincoln, apparently unconcerned about the AR primary runoff chicanery.
South Carolina:
Governor: Unless the lurid charges of hetero extramarital affairs and a lesbian tryst with, say, Wanda Sykes, turn out to be true, Republican Nikki Haley will be the next governor of SC. Maybe by the election cycle after that, the white-bread troglodytes who inhabit much of the state will learn how to read a calendar and realize it's 2012 and not 1912. Still, a female governor of Sikh Indian ancestry, albeit one endorsed by McCain's half-term wonder-thinker from Wasilla, is a slight improvement over most of the testicled louts that usually hold civic office in the steaming heap just south of the Tar Heel State, which may soon be known as the Tar Ball State, depending on the strength of the Loop Current from the Gulf.
No quote from Nikki Haley except to say that she agrees with her predecessor and endorser Gov. Mark Sanford's neocon policies that have brought SC to the brink of ruin. Just guessing, but she probably doesn't agree with him in the realm of personal conduct or trail hiking in the Appalachians.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Tuesday, June 08, 2010
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What a Difference Two Words Make
Al-Qaeda operatives attack several states in the southern US, causing the deaths of 11 Americans outright, poisoning many others, destroying fishing, tourism and other businesses for generations to come and costing America billions of dollars. CIA spy satellites immediately identify the Al-Qaeda home base that masterminded and launched the attack, and bipartisan voices are raised in Congress and throughout the land demanding the president call in air strikes to destroy the base and send in the Marines to kill off any terrorists left alive. With the world's support, President Obama acts that very day, ordering the military to bomb the Al-Qaeda base 'back to the Stone Age' and putting the Marines on alert. "I will not sit still," says President Obama in a speech to the nation, "While organizations that plot and profit from destructive acts and cause vast devastation to our nation exist and thrive. We will take every available course of action to put them out of business permanently."
Replace 'Al-Qaeda' with 'British Petroleum' and it makes all the difference, doesn't it?
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Replace 'Al-Qaeda' with 'British Petroleum' and it makes all the difference, doesn't it?
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Wednesday, June 02, 2010
The Tattlesnake – The Bibi Tweak, the GOP Geek and the BP Leak Edition
-- Does Not Compute:
If you believe the official Israeli government story regarding their boarding of those humanitarian aid ships that were bound for Gaza, Israeli commandos, thought to be among the toughest, best trained and equipped military outfits in the world, can be easily disarmed, beaten and stabbed by out-of-shape amateurs wielding metal rods. Either the Israeli commando force has turned into vanilla pudding or Netanyahu's government is lying through its teeth regarding the events surrounding the deaths of at least nine aid workers aboard those ships. I'll leave it to you to decide which is more believable.
-- Old Soldiers (and Sailors) Never Lie, But They Do:
Republican Rep. Mark Kirk, who awarded himself a military citation, 'Intelligence Officer of the Year,' he never received and even boasted about it in Congress and in his official bio; and who also claimed on his website he was part of Bush's Iraq invasion when he wasn't, just lost the race for Barack Obama's US Senate seat in Illinois. Well, that's if his Dem opponent, Alexi Giannoulias has the nachos to run an ad showing Kirk blabbering on about the mythical citation and then citing the fact that Kirk just made it up, and pointing out as well that Kirk was really safely in Washington when he said he was serving in Iraq. The tagline: 'How can you trust Kirk to represent you honestly when he can't even honestly represent himself?' Sure, the same can be said about Democrat Richard Blumenthal in CT who inflated his military record to service in Vietnam, and you can bet the GOP will be milking that for all it's worth. (Side Note: Vets never forget where they served or what medals or citations they received, and they don't 'misspeak' when discussing them. Kirk's full of it when he says otherwise, and so is Blumenthal, for that matter. A pox on both of these cheesy military resume-bloaters!)
-- The World Turned Upside Down:
MSNBC reported this afternoon (6/2) that crude oil has hit the barrier shores of Mississippi and Alabama – you know, the 'safe areas' according the BP -- and west Florida is next. While BP CEO Tony Hayward continues making cringing pronouncements that would befit a ditzy Monty Python character – yes, Tony, those 11 people who were killed on your Deepwater Horizon rig would no doubt like their lives back, too, as well as the tens of thousands who depend on the Gulf for their livelihoods – watch for BP to declare bankruptcy soon and split up into several smaller companies. Bankruptcy means what's left of BP will only be paying for a fraction, if any, of the cost of the clean-up and, regardless of Eric Holder's tough prosecutor stance, there won't be any senior BP execs heading for jail. (Most of them are in the UK and the Brits likely won't extradite.) Uncle Sucker, that's you and me fellow taxpayer, will get stuck with most of the tab and the generations of suffering that comes with it. I only hope our redneck friends down in the Gulf states get the hint and stop electing corrupt Big Oil-funded boobs to office; I hope the rest of us get the message that it's time to get off the oil teat permanently and switch to renewable energy. Okay, and I want world peace and a flat belly by tomorrow, too.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
If you believe the official Israeli government story regarding their boarding of those humanitarian aid ships that were bound for Gaza, Israeli commandos, thought to be among the toughest, best trained and equipped military outfits in the world, can be easily disarmed, beaten and stabbed by out-of-shape amateurs wielding metal rods. Either the Israeli commando force has turned into vanilla pudding or Netanyahu's government is lying through its teeth regarding the events surrounding the deaths of at least nine aid workers aboard those ships. I'll leave it to you to decide which is more believable.
-- Old Soldiers (and Sailors) Never Lie, But They Do:
Republican Rep. Mark Kirk, who awarded himself a military citation, 'Intelligence Officer of the Year,' he never received and even boasted about it in Congress and in his official bio; and who also claimed on his website he was part of Bush's Iraq invasion when he wasn't, just lost the race for Barack Obama's US Senate seat in Illinois. Well, that's if his Dem opponent, Alexi Giannoulias has the nachos to run an ad showing Kirk blabbering on about the mythical citation and then citing the fact that Kirk just made it up, and pointing out as well that Kirk was really safely in Washington when he said he was serving in Iraq. The tagline: 'How can you trust Kirk to represent you honestly when he can't even honestly represent himself?' Sure, the same can be said about Democrat Richard Blumenthal in CT who inflated his military record to service in Vietnam, and you can bet the GOP will be milking that for all it's worth. (Side Note: Vets never forget where they served or what medals or citations they received, and they don't 'misspeak' when discussing them. Kirk's full of it when he says otherwise, and so is Blumenthal, for that matter. A pox on both of these cheesy military resume-bloaters!)
-- The World Turned Upside Down:
MSNBC reported this afternoon (6/2) that crude oil has hit the barrier shores of Mississippi and Alabama – you know, the 'safe areas' according the BP -- and west Florida is next. While BP CEO Tony Hayward continues making cringing pronouncements that would befit a ditzy Monty Python character – yes, Tony, those 11 people who were killed on your Deepwater Horizon rig would no doubt like their lives back, too, as well as the tens of thousands who depend on the Gulf for their livelihoods – watch for BP to declare bankruptcy soon and split up into several smaller companies. Bankruptcy means what's left of BP will only be paying for a fraction, if any, of the cost of the clean-up and, regardless of Eric Holder's tough prosecutor stance, there won't be any senior BP execs heading for jail. (Most of them are in the UK and the Brits likely won't extradite.) Uncle Sucker, that's you and me fellow taxpayer, will get stuck with most of the tab and the generations of suffering that comes with it. I only hope our redneck friends down in the Gulf states get the hint and stop electing corrupt Big Oil-funded boobs to office; I hope the rest of us get the message that it's time to get off the oil teat permanently and switch to renewable energy. Okay, and I want world peace and a flat belly by tomorrow, too.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Monday, May 31, 2010
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News of the Future, Rand Paul Edition
Sen. Rand Paul Dead; Author of Controversial Bill
Special to the Louisville Courier-Journal
July 5, 2014
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) died yesterday afternoon from food poisoning that investigators say he contracted from contaminated meat at his favorite Washington restaurant, the exclusive Le Petomane. Autopsy results concurred that the filet mignon cooked medium-rare consumed by Sen. Paul contained large amounts of deadly E-coli bacteria.
Sen. Paul will be remembered for co-sponsoring, with Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN), the controversial Paul-Bachmann Restoring Our American Freedoms Act that, as well as allowing racial segregation in private businesses open to the public once again, also eliminated the Dept. of Agriculture and ended government inspection of meat and other food products. President Palin signed the act into law just a month before Sen. Paul's untimely death.
The Senator's life might yet have been saved, but public ambulance service was discontinued following passage of last year's Republican-sponsored National Personal Responsibility Act, which Sen. Paul also avidly supported. A spokesman for Paul's office said he had forgotten to renew his private ambulance subscription due to his hectic Senate schedule. Instead, a very ill Sen. Paul was put into a cab by his wife and died in transit to the hospital, stuck in rush-hour traffic made worse by the crumbling roads that have not been repaired by their new private corporate owners.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that a donation be made to the Club For Growth's Accidents Happen Fund. Private services will be held Wednesday at the Exxon-Mobil Memorial Cemetery in Louisville.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Special to the Louisville Courier-Journal
July 5, 2014
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) died yesterday afternoon from food poisoning that investigators say he contracted from contaminated meat at his favorite Washington restaurant, the exclusive Le Petomane. Autopsy results concurred that the filet mignon cooked medium-rare consumed by Sen. Paul contained large amounts of deadly E-coli bacteria.
Sen. Paul will be remembered for co-sponsoring, with Representative Michele Bachmann (R-MN), the controversial Paul-Bachmann Restoring Our American Freedoms Act that, as well as allowing racial segregation in private businesses open to the public once again, also eliminated the Dept. of Agriculture and ended government inspection of meat and other food products. President Palin signed the act into law just a month before Sen. Paul's untimely death.
The Senator's life might yet have been saved, but public ambulance service was discontinued following passage of last year's Republican-sponsored National Personal Responsibility Act, which Sen. Paul also avidly supported. A spokesman for Paul's office said he had forgotten to renew his private ambulance subscription due to his hectic Senate schedule. Instead, a very ill Sen. Paul was put into a cab by his wife and died in transit to the hospital, stuck in rush-hour traffic made worse by the crumbling roads that have not been repaired by their new private corporate owners.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that a donation be made to the Club For Growth's Accidents Happen Fund. Private services will be held Wednesday at the Exxon-Mobil Memorial Cemetery in Louisville.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Sarah & Todd: The Wasilly Hillbillies and the Writer
-- The Daily Breeze, May 25, 2010.
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The Tattlesnake – Even Kids Know Bristol's Bunkum Isn't Worth 30K Edition
"Bristol Palin will earn $30,000 per speech to talk about getting knocked up!"
-- The Zeitgeisty Report, May 18, 2010.
Mom picked up her precocious 8-year-old daughter from school and, on the drive home, as was their custom, she told Mom how her day went.
About once a month, daughter's teacher presented her class with the question, 'If you could be anyone, who would you be and why?' and that was the big event of this school day
"Oh," Mom said pleasantly, "and who did you want to be?"
"Bristol Palin."
For a fleeting instant, Mom fought back a strong urge to stop the car and throttle her progeny while cursing the kid's pinheaded Republican grandfather on her father's side. Instead, she asked calmly:
"Uh, do you mean Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol?"
Daughter toyed absentmindedly with a shoulder strap on her neon pink knapsack, "Yeah."
"Why would you want to be Bristol Palin?"
"It said on the news she was going to get $30 thousand dollars a speech. She doesn't know anything, so I thought I could get a hundred times that much for a speech 'cause I know more stuff now than she does and I won't have to have a baby or hang around with her awful mother to get the job."
Mom laughed, amused and relieved: At least her only daughter could always make a living as a stand-up comic.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
-- The Zeitgeisty Report, May 18, 2010.
Mom picked up her precocious 8-year-old daughter from school and, on the drive home, as was their custom, she told Mom how her day went.
About once a month, daughter's teacher presented her class with the question, 'If you could be anyone, who would you be and why?' and that was the big event of this school day
"Oh," Mom said pleasantly, "and who did you want to be?"
"Bristol Palin."
For a fleeting instant, Mom fought back a strong urge to stop the car and throttle her progeny while cursing the kid's pinheaded Republican grandfather on her father's side. Instead, she asked calmly:
"Uh, do you mean Sarah Palin's daughter Bristol?"
Daughter toyed absentmindedly with a shoulder strap on her neon pink knapsack, "Yeah."
"Why would you want to be Bristol Palin?"
"It said on the news she was going to get $30 thousand dollars a speech. She doesn't know anything, so I thought I could get a hundred times that much for a speech 'cause I know more stuff now than she does and I won't have to have a baby or hang around with her awful mother to get the job."
Mom laughed, amused and relieved: At least her only daughter could always make a living as a stand-up comic.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
A Brief Breakdown of Today's Most Notable Primaries
Pennsylvania Democratic Primary: One of the best political ads I've seen in some time is Rep. Joe Sestak's spot featuring Republican-turned-Democrat Sen. Arlen Specter admitting he changed parties solely to get reelected. The old lizard practically hisses when he snarls the word "reelected" and you could easily imagine his desiccated Dorian-Gray-on-the-easel face asking Eve if she wanted a bite of his apple. Mr. Magic Bullet Theory has shown himself time and again to be a coldly calculating old-line politician at heart, and now it's caught up with him. The last polls I saw had Sestak and Specter running even, but I don't think it will be that close – the solons of the Big Media (BM) Punditsphere don't seem to have noticed that Arlen has no real Democratic constituency in PA, unless it's 80-year-old vipers, and, contrary to Dem Gov. Ed Rendell's public support, the Edster is not about to exercise his state political muscle to shoehorn a creature like Specter into office again, especially after Obama and Biden politely flipped Arlen off. I call it Sestak by 10 points. (Tip to Dems: Follow Sestak's lead and run ads showing your GOP opponent making an ass of him or herself in their own words. They work.)
Arkansas Democratic Primary: Once again the BM has managed to miss the story here, as they did in Connecticut when Ned Lamont beat Joe Lieberman in the Dem primary. As in Specter's case, what was Lieberman's core base of support? Wealthy insurance company execs, AIPAC and Republicans. Why would the GOP back Quisling Joe? Because they knew he was a closet Republican with electable name recognition who would help with their issues and screw up the Dem majority in the Senate. But this won't happen down in Clintonland – sitting Dem. Sen. Blanche Lincoln, like Lieberman, has very narrow Dem support and none of it particularly enthusiastic, and the GOP hates her. On the other side, Lt. Gov. Bill Halter has the same kind of avid progressive ground game Lamont had in CT. It may not even be close but, if it goes to a run-off, Halter will win the day: He's got the eager troops; Blanche has the establishment Dem coffee klatch. Halter by 5 points.
Kentucky Republican Primary: Let's keep it short and sweet: A Libertarian who believes in legalizing drugs and ending our wars overseas, Rep. Ron Paul's son Rand Paul, is about to beat the pants off of the official GOP-endorsed candidate, Trey Grayson. This election may be a heads-up 'game changer' with a long shadow – GOP Sen. Mitch McConnell's KY machine is dead and a Red State is heaving toward purplish Libertarianism rather than Mitch's grisly Bush Neoconnery. The bonus is that the always-wrong and unfailingly unpopular (except to the BM Punditocracy) Dick Cheney has wholeheartedly endorsed Grayson, the sure kiss of death. Paul by at least 10 points and probably much more.
Update, May 19, 2010: Here's how I did:
Pennsylvania: Sestak beat Specter, but I didn't cover the spread – Sestak won by only 9 points instead of 10.
Arkansas: Headed for a run-off with Halter and Lincoln neck-and-neck. I'll stick with Halter by 5 points in the run-off.
Kentucky: Rand Paul walloped Trey Grayson by more than 20 points. Although this election is being framed by the BM Punditburo as a victory for the Tea Partiers, do they mean the original Ron Paul Libertarian tea partiers or the astroturf Dick Armey-Glenn Beck corporate Teabaggers? Methinks it's the latter, and the BM has it wrong again.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
Pennsylvania Democratic Primary: One of the best political ads I've seen in some time is Rep. Joe Sestak's spot featuring Republican-turned-Democrat Sen. Arlen Specter admitting he changed parties solely to get reelected. The old lizard practically hisses when he snarls the word "reelected" and you could easily imagine his desiccated Dorian-Gray-on-the-easel face asking Eve if she wanted a bite of his apple. Mr. Magic Bullet Theory has shown himself time and again to be a coldly calculating old-line politician at heart, and now it's caught up with him. The last polls I saw had Sestak and Specter running even, but I don't think it will be that close – the solons of the Big Media (BM) Punditsphere don't seem to have noticed that Arlen has no real Democratic constituency in PA, unless it's 80-year-old vipers, and, contrary to Dem Gov. Ed Rendell's public support, the Edster is not about to exercise his state political muscle to shoehorn a creature like Specter into office again, especially after Obama and Biden politely flipped Arlen off. I call it Sestak by 10 points. (Tip to Dems: Follow Sestak's lead and run ads showing your GOP opponent making an ass of him or herself in their own words. They work.)
Arkansas Democratic Primary: Once again the BM has managed to miss the story here, as they did in Connecticut when Ned Lamont beat Joe Lieberman in the Dem primary. As in Specter's case, what was Lieberman's core base of support? Wealthy insurance company execs, AIPAC and Republicans. Why would the GOP back Quisling Joe? Because they knew he was a closet Republican with electable name recognition who would help with their issues and screw up the Dem majority in the Senate. But this won't happen down in Clintonland – sitting Dem. Sen. Blanche Lincoln, like Lieberman, has very narrow Dem support and none of it particularly enthusiastic, and the GOP hates her. On the other side, Lt. Gov. Bill Halter has the same kind of avid progressive ground game Lamont had in CT. It may not even be close but, if it goes to a run-off, Halter will win the day: He's got the eager troops; Blanche has the establishment Dem coffee klatch. Halter by 5 points.
Kentucky Republican Primary: Let's keep it short and sweet: A Libertarian who believes in legalizing drugs and ending our wars overseas, Rep. Ron Paul's son Rand Paul, is about to beat the pants off of the official GOP-endorsed candidate, Trey Grayson. This election may be a heads-up 'game changer' with a long shadow – GOP Sen. Mitch McConnell's KY machine is dead and a Red State is heaving toward purplish Libertarianism rather than Mitch's grisly Bush Neoconnery. The bonus is that the always-wrong and unfailingly unpopular (except to the BM Punditocracy) Dick Cheney has wholeheartedly endorsed Grayson, the sure kiss of death. Paul by at least 10 points and probably much more.
Update, May 19, 2010: Here's how I did:
Pennsylvania: Sestak beat Specter, but I didn't cover the spread – Sestak won by only 9 points instead of 10.
Arkansas: Headed for a run-off with Halter and Lincoln neck-and-neck. I'll stick with Halter by 5 points in the run-off.
Kentucky: Rand Paul walloped Trey Grayson by more than 20 points. Although this election is being framed by the BM Punditburo as a victory for the Tea Partiers, do they mean the original Ron Paul Libertarian tea partiers or the astroturf Dick Armey-Glenn Beck corporate Teabaggers? Methinks it's the latter, and the BM has it wrong again.
© 2010 RS Janes. LTSaloon.org.
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The Tattlesnake -- Glenn Beck's Greased Rail Edition
News Item: Glenn Beck Has Lost 1/3 of His TV Audience Since January
A Shame He'll Miss Out on the Tar and Feathers
Unlike his semi-serious colleagues O'Reilly and Hannity, Beck was always just a babbling flash in the pan; a sideshow freak-out of raving, nearly incoherent right-wing outrage and contradictory conspiracy theories. He had to keep topping himself in craziness or risk boring his audience with deadly repetition. He's now run out of ideas and gone with the latter, and his viewers are turning him off, so his only hope for a final ratings coup is to go out like a flaming comet with a total on-air screeching psychotic meltdown and then R&R at some luxurious mental rehab facility. But don't fret for Beck – he's made many more millions from his strange circus act than most legitimate clowns.
With his ratings dropping, nearly all of his A-line advertisers gone, and his goofy Prof. Irwin Corey and Howard Beal Meet Joe McCarthy routine growing stale, isn't it high time for Uncle Rupert to show Glenn Beck the door?
Prediction: Beck will be off of Fox News before 2011.
A Shame He'll Miss Out on the Tar and Feathers
Unlike his semi-serious colleagues O'Reilly and Hannity, Beck was always just a babbling flash in the pan; a sideshow freak-out of raving, nearly incoherent right-wing outrage and contradictory conspiracy theories. He had to keep topping himself in craziness or risk boring his audience with deadly repetition. He's now run out of ideas and gone with the latter, and his viewers are turning him off, so his only hope for a final ratings coup is to go out like a flaming comet with a total on-air screeching psychotic meltdown and then R&R at some luxurious mental rehab facility. But don't fret for Beck – he's made many more millions from his strange circus act than most legitimate clowns.
With his ratings dropping, nearly all of his A-line advertisers gone, and his goofy Prof. Irwin Corey and Howard Beal Meet Joe McCarthy routine growing stale, isn't it high time for Uncle Rupert to show Glenn Beck the door?
"Let's put Beck's ratings into context. Yes, in the world of cable news, his numbers are impressive, and virtually any host would be happy to have them. But look how far Glenn Beck has fallen recently. In late January and into February, the program was averaging 3 million viewers each week. And late last year, the show spent month after month flirting with that figure. Today, the viewership is trending around 2 million (Last week it was exactly 2.01 million viewers.) -- which means that in a span of just three months, Glenn Beck has lost nearly one-third of its television audience."
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"Corporate America (aka the beloved free marketplace) wants nothing to do with Beck. … Today, there are less than a handful of nationally recognized advertisers who appear willing to purchase air time on Glenn Beck. Think about the deep, deep discounts Fox News likely has to offer the remaining advertisers in order to get them to come aboard. (And the show is supposed to be a hit.) Now add to that equation the fact that Glenn Beck has lost 1/3 of its audience since January, and you can see where this is heading for Fox News.
"How soft are Beck's current ratings? He's now posting the type of numbers that his show used to get when he was on vacation and somebody less famous stood in for him, like when he took a few days off in late March and his show averaged 1.9 million viewers. Beck's been back from his March vacation for weeks now, but his ratings are roughly the same as when he wasn't even there."
-- Eric Boehlert, "Glenn Beck Has Lost 1/3 of Its TV Audience Since January," Media Matters, April 20, 2010.
Prediction: Beck will be off of Fox News before 2011.
Saturday, May 01, 2010
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