Twenty-One Incredible Similarities Between Paris Hilton and the Republican Party:
1. Both are famous for accomplishing nothing.
2. Both have large amounts of unearned income derived from an intimate relationship with the wealthy.
3. Both constantly pose for empty photo-ops.
4. Neither one has a brain cell between them.
5. Both deserve jail time for sheer incompetence and stupidity.
6. Both have exploited pornography for media attention.
7. Both retain a tiny fan base of faithful idiots who believe they can do no wrong.
8. Each causes grief for themselves whenever they 'Rove.'
9. Both try to solve complex problems with simple-minded answers.
10. Both have trouble separating fantasy from reality.
11. Both have a Bush.
12. Both like Dick.
13. Both whine and cry like babies when held accountable for the trouble they bring on themselves.
14. Both rely on cheesy marketing ploys to manipulate the media.
15. Both wish they had some acting talent to salvage their futures.
16. Both are held in contempt by most Americans, sick and tired of their silly antics.
17. Both are vain and self-absorbed, and pretend to be something they're not.
18. Both should never be allowed behind the wheel again.
19. Both are usually drunk on something.
20. Both have a habit of attacking their old friends.
21. Both would look good in orange jumpsuits.
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