The Tattlesnake – The Political Good, Bad and Ugly Edition

Good: Your husband has decided to get more involved in
local politics.
Bad: He's running for congress as a conservative Republican.
Ugly: He's Karl Rove.

Good: Your wife just got a great-paying job.
Bad: She's on Fox News.
Ugly: After fifteen years of marriage, you never knew she was a wingnut.

Good: Your 22-year-old daughter just announced she's marrying the man of her dreams.
Bad: He's old enough to be her grandfather.
Ugly: He's Mitch McConnell.

Good: Your 21-year-old son's new book is about to be published.
Bad: It's a biography of George W. Bush.
Ugly: He's started talking like him.

Good: Your wife buys a new hat for her birthday.
Bad: It has teabags hanging off the brim.
Ugly: They've all been used.

Good: The recently discovered Bush emails prove conclusively that Bush, Cheney, Rove, et al, committed high crimes while in office.
Bad: Holder's Justice Department refuses to prosecute them.
Ugly: Obama excuses them by saying, "Anyone could make a mistake."

Good: You laugh at an Andy Borowitz satire about Glenn Beck 'editing' and releasing an 'abridged' version of "1984" wherein Big Brother's name is replaced by Obama's.
Bad: Turns out it's not an Andy Borowitz satire.
Ugly: The MSM quote from the book as if it were George Orwell's original version.

Good: Your daughter just got a new job.
Bad: She's working for Bill O'Reilly.
Ugly: She just bought a case of loofahs.

Good: Your son just got a new job.
Bad: He's working for FreedomWorks.
Ugly: He's Dick Armey's 'butt boy.'

Good: You just got a tenured job at a university.
Bad: You're teaching 'Creation Science.'
Ugly: At Messiah College.

Good: The ideas of Tom Paine are being discussed on TV.
Bad: By Glenn Beck on Fox News.
Ugly: Beck has made liberal agnostic Paine into a far-right Christian fanatic just like himself.

Good: Your son has been signed to star in a major motion picture.
Bad: It's "The Life of Rush Limbaugh."
Ugly: He was hired due to his strong resemblance to the subject.

Good: You've accepted a $50,000 speaking gig.
Bad: At the next CPAC convention.
Ugly: Your topic is "The Incredible Genius of Sarah Palin."

Good: You're not feeling well and your friend says he will find you a good doctor.
Bad: You're flat broke.
Ugly: Your friend is Joe Lieberman.

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