Political Ins and Outs Edition

IN: Stone walls for corrupt Republicans
OUT: Stonewalling by corrupt Republicans

IN: Outrage at the government
OUT: Outrages by the government

IN: Working for Change
OUT: Change for working

IN: Immigrant work force
OUT: Working over immigrants

IN: Hybrid vehicles
OUT: High bread vehicles

IN: "Where are my damn rights?"
OUT: "Thank you, sir, may I have another?"

IN: Campus Democrats for Change
OUT: Old Republicans for the Same Old Shit

IN: Presidential impersonator Steve Bridges
OUT: Presidential impersonator George W. Bush

IN: DeLay's leaving Congress
OUT: DeLay's Congressional leavings

IN: Summer rum and cola
OUT: Bummer Rummy's COLA

IN: Fitzgerald nearly finished with prosecutions
OUT: Rove nearly finished by prosecutions

IN: Liberty and freedom
OUT: Libby's freedom

IN: The Dixie Chicks
OUT: The Dixie Hypocrites

IN: Hurricane season
OUT: Michael Chertoff

IN: Fox News commentator Tony Snow as Bush Press Secretary
OUT: Bush Press Secretary Scott McClellan, Fox's newest commentator

IN: Bill of Rights
OUT: Billing rights

IN: Intelligence
OUT: Porter Goss

IN: Congressional investigations
OUT: Michael Hayden

IN: Picnics
OUT: PNAC's

IN: Stephen Colbert
OUT: Bill O'Reilly

IN: Really challenging media garbage
OUT: Garbage media reality challenges

IN: Bikinis at all the beaches scenes
OUT: Bikini Atoll and On the Beach scenes

IN: Retired generals
OUT: Retread generals
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Today's Quote: A Bush Too Far

"Modern history offers no precedent of a president climbing from a hole as deep as the one Bush finds himself in, and White House strategists have concluded that no staff shake-up or other quick fix will alter their trajectory. In the sixth year of his tenure, they said, Bush cannot easily change the minds of voters whose impressions are fully formed."
-- Peter Baker and Jim VandeHei, "Midterm elections crux of GOP strategy," Washington Post, May 22, 2006.